Calling Alpha Station

Broadcast 8: Internal message 1111/NN

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Thank you for coming and listening, and possibly taking the time to unravel the secrets. The series was written, recorded and edited by me, Owen Thornton. This episode was listened to by you, on the other end of this tenuous link we have made. You can the podcast at @callingastation on twitter. you can find me, Owen at @MrOwenThornton also on twitter

Hi Terrence here. bringing you the transcript for the internal message that you definitely havent heard... capische?

Calling site crumpet. This is codename terrence

This is internal message 1111/NN

1- Can we all remember to return our cups and mugs to the kitchen when finished, the imp keeps turning them into spiders that drip cold coffee everywhere. We are rapidly losing slash running out of mugs. And it is not like we even have the ability to throw them outside. Return your mugs to the kitchen

2- If anyone would like to visit the new coffee spider terrarium, it has been set up on level 3, in the same room Seren has been set up in. We thought it might enjoy some permanent company. As of yet, Seren seems to not have noticed the new roommates. But the comfy chairs have been acknowledged. One of the stars currently looks like a replica of the comfier one.

3- For anyone who was on the working duty shifts last time Gerry ran his rune carving tutorial, there is a second one being held next week. Sandra from occultancy, this is the specific reminder for you. You can not proclaim unawareness, and unfair treatment. We checked the rotas to make sure you wouldnt be on duty

4- I am looking for someone to assist me in putting practice into controlling the ability to levitate that I have developed. Telekinesis as Gerry refers to it. I have managed to progress to lifting a few kilos, and would like to test some things, such as adding things to a levitated object to test continual weight vs initial weight.

5- The Chainmakers have still not responded to any of the problems and messages we have asked for help with. If anyone has any text requests or ideas about materials to help us sort out problems ourselves, there has been a box set up in the dining area, and will be checked twice a week.

6- Final order of business. Jokingly, the name Site Menagerie was thrown about recently due to our newcomers. There will be a vote on the name change. The box for that will be in my office, the communications room, and once I have seen you all come by, or the week is out (whichever comes first) I will announce the decision.